Type
| Asinine Astrology |
Series
| 15 |
Orientation
| Landscape |
Flick-It #
| 28 |
Header Color
| Yellow |
Header Background Color
| Green |
Adjective
| Cancerian |
Nickname
| The Crab |
Traits
| Cancers tend to be laid-back homebodies. They often spend the greater portion of their lives laying on the couch watching television. The typical Cancerian isn't exactly what you'd call "lazy", though he puts in a good day's work, but usually over the course of a week or two! |
Best
| Wears T-shirts with colorful designs on them. |
Worst
| Blows nose on T-shirt fronts. |
Habits
| Projectile vomiting at Elvis impersonator concerts (both live AND televised). |
Career
| Unemployed bum. |
Char
| POTTY SCOTTY |
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